Shocking

I've read and seen some very shocking things on the Internet, which is no surprise because that's what the Internet's for.

And when I think I've watched or seen the most shocking thing out there, I find something to top it.

What I read today is now at the top of the shock list.

This story comes from a former writer who used to cover the New England Patriots for ProFootball talk.

"I heard from someone who is close to the case that there is a sex tape of Bill Belichick banging the married woman he had an affair with. I shit you not. The husband who is suing that woman for being unfaithful to him has a tape of his wife and Belichick screwing while the two of them were still married. Belichick is a very powerful man so I imagine he's doing everything in his power to squash this from getting out but it could only be a matter of time. A part of me doesn't want to see it but another part of me can't help but be intrigued."

A BILL BELICHICK SEX TAPE - Holy Shit.

As much as I would enjoy watching Belichick's cougar girlfriend, Sharon Shenocca, in action (she looks a lot like Shonda Schilling), I would pass on watching the tape because Belichick's in it. I can't imagine any scenario that would be worth watching Bill Belichick naked.

This would explain Belichick's fascination with videotaping the opposing signals from the other teams. I wonder if he broke down the film of him and his girlfriend the same way he broke down the film of opposing teams?

"Bill, how do you feel about this story about your sex life getting out into the media?"

"It is what it is."

"What have you learned by breaking down the film?"

"That our tight ends need to be in a better position and when we get into the red area we need to score. There are lots of areas we can improve upon."

The story also has many other tidbits regarding the Patriots players, such as Tedy Bruschi, Randy Moss, Corey Dillon, but obviously the Belichick thing is the one item that sticks out the most.