Got MILF - Bon Jovi does

Today's 'McLovin Awkwardly Loves Chicks in the Morning' blog entry will be a microcosm of what you'll find on TV this evening as you're flipping through the channels - a whole bunch of nothin, as there's no sports on this evening.

Did You Know...

The world's largest rolling MILF convention - aka Bon Jovi's Lost Highway Tour - wrapped up on Tuesday evening in NYC where Jon Bon Jovi was heard to sing this new line in Wanted Dead or Alive.

"I've seen a million MILF's and I've f*cked them all"

I'm sure the ladies appreciated it. Again, I have the give the Bon Jovi guys credit for putting on a good show last week at the Garden. I admit that the show was a little better than I thought it was going to be and the majority of the MILF's in the audience were easy on the eyes.

Did You Know...

That even though Massachusetts (aka Titletown) is at the forefront of the sporting world they are backassward when it comes to one very important thing - drinking.

Yes, I found out this past Sunday that you cannot purchase liquor before noon. I was always under the impression that the whole, 'No Drinking before Noon' thing was urban legend, but our state legislature took it as fact and made it law when they (finally) allowed liquor stores to sell booze on Sunday. How stupid is it that you can't buy beer at 10:30 in the morning (when I wanted) but 90 minutes later it's okay - that's ridiculous.

One quick phone call to a grocery store just over the New Hampshire informed me that of course I could by beer everyone though it was before noon, and could have bought as early as 7 a.m. when they opened.

This would explain the mass exodus of people from Massachusetts to New Hampshire, not because of the cheaper real estate or the nicer towns (aside from the dump hole known as Nashua), but because you can get beer as early as 7 a.m.

One other thing about buying booze in Massachusetts, (which I experienced first-hand last Thanksgiving), you can't purchase alcohol on Thanksgiving. What!!! How else does the legislature expect us to be able to get through a holiday with the family without being able to run out for another case of beer or several bottles of wine?

Did You Know...

That Tom Brady's SuperBabe Giselle Bundchen is so hot that her ass burns holes in her pants. It's true. Speaking of Mr. Brady, the start of Patriots training camp is only 8 days away (July 24).

Did You Know...

That with NESN kicking Hazel Mae off the air (but possibly not out of town) my new favorite Boston Sports Anchor Babe to sit down and have a drink (or two or ten) with is Julie Donaldson. Julie would drink my ass under the table, and I would enjoy every minute of it. You gotta like a girl who after a day of heavy drinking invites "six women back to her place to keep the party going" and allegedly has a sex tape out there. Seriously though, it's too bad that her scumbag boyfriend beat her up several times.