With Google's worldwide domination of all things Internet, it's very easy to have whatever piece of information that you are looking for at your fingertips in seconds.
I like Google because it drives people to this blog based on keywords that are entered. Of course you get a lot of traffic mentioning the Erin Andrews', Maria Stephanos', Heidi Watney's and Julie Donaldson's of the world. But sometimes in looking at the keywords people use to get to the "Chicks Dig" blog it leaves me shaking my head.
In today's Randomness we will analyze what some people in the land of the Internet are looking for (and trying to find on my blog) offer up some answers to their search terms.
Pregnant Newscasters of St. Louis 2008.
This one, though at the bottom of the list of search terms for my site, stood out like a sore thumb. Some fool out there is scouring the internet looking for pictures of pregnant St. Louis newscasters, but not ones from 2005 or 2006, they're no good, it's gotta specifically be 2008.
Youkilis ht wt.
Someone is looking for the height and weight of Boston Red Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis. That information wasn't available on my website until now (though it's a pretty good guess that redsox.com would have had it). Kevin is a well put together, at 6'1', 220 pounds. He's a Pieces. His interests are long walks on the beach, evenings spent in front of a fire, a good book, a nice glass of wine, and companionship with that special someone.
Actually, Youkilis should spend each of his days praying to God, thanking him for his hottie fiancee Enza Sambataro. Ms. Sambataro once dated Ben Affleck. Youk is definitely playing above the rim (Way to go Youk). Any Google search for Youkilis should not happen until a Google search of 'Enza Sambataro pics' occurs first.
Ideas for Boring Nights.
Here's one. How about you pry your ass off of the chair in front of your computer and go out to talk to real live, actual people.
Cedric Maxwell.
And finally, for all of the multiple searches looking for audio of Cedric Maxwell's "I Got the Ball" call during Game 6 of the NBA Finals, I give you this (and a bunch of other classic Max calls). I love Max.
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