Friday, February 13, 2009

Mandy Moore is Marrying an Ugly-Looking Dude

Here we have the very lovely, multi-talented Mandy Moore. She's perky, attractive, sexy, cute, is easy on the eyes to look at, and totally personifies that 'Girl Next Door Look'. The prototypical 'Someone you want to take home to Mom'. But someone whom if you want to aspire to date, you should definitely bring your 'A' game.

Here we have the still-lovely Mandy with her now fiancee, Ryan Adams. Two three letter words come to mind after looking at this photo (and it's not - hot).

Huh?, and WTF??

Are you serious - why are the hot chicks still going for ugly guys? This continues to baffle me. Do they think it will make them seem hotter?

Does this phenomenon (hot chicks with really ugly guys) happen anywhere in the world outside of actors/musicians? I don't personally know anyone who is playing as far above the rim as Adams is? Talk about way out of your league - it's the difference between playing Major League Baseball and playing Class A minor league baseball.

Why is Ryan Adams going for the Mike Mills (of REM) mid 90's look? I doubt it worked for Mike Mills back then. Adams is rockin out the 'I'm homeless, have the bad hydrogen-peroxide dye job and living out of my car look.' I am not a fan of Ryan Adam's music, but from the several 30-second snippets I just heard on iTunes, it sucks, and you're not missing much.

This is on the level of Natalie Portman and the Wilder beast that she was dating last May. Though, I gotta he honest, I think Mandy's Moore's taste in men is more egregious than Natalie Portman's. I say it'll be 2-3 years before Mandy realizes she's with a really hideous looking man and dates a guy more to her level.

1 comment:

megan said...

You're just jealous they aren't both dating you! There's any easy answer to your query.

Women aren't as shallow as men when it comes to looks.