This week's scariness started off with NESN announcing that "The Head" will be replacing Hazel Mae on NESN's SportsDesk. While that was frighteningly scary, here are some other things that are just as scary.
The above photo is scary, nasty, disgusting, sickening, disturbing, and just downright wrong in every way possible.
Why would you? What the F*ck? How big of a bet did this guy lose? It's so disturbing I can't put a rationale thought together. Why not go the whole way and have the number '20' on her jersey and '08' on his.
Other possible phrases the lovely couple could have gone with (as always, ladies first).
"Pussy" "Boy"
"Pussy" "Whipped"
"House" "Bitch"
"Dumb" "Dumber"
"Getting" "Nauseous"
And in five years, the shirts can read:
"Just" "Divorced"
"Bitch" "Bastard"
"Stupid" "Bitch"
"Kill" "Me"
In other scary news: Turtle hooking up with Jamie-Lynn Sigler (aka Meadow Soprano) on a plane during last Sunday's episode of Entourage was pretty disturbing.
But Tony, you say that was only a TV show, that's not real. I'll respond by saying that sometimes fiction sometimes imitates reality.
This from the NY Post:
Elsewhere at the Santa Anita track, Jamie-Lynn Sigler was gushing to girlfriends in a bathroom about her new love interest, Jerry Ferrara, who plays Turtle on HBO's "Entourage." The two met when Sigler played herself on last Sunday's episode, where she lambasted Turtle for telling his friends how he'd "scored Meadow Soprano" on an airplane. In real life, it's definitely more than a one-flight stand.
Happy Halloween everyone, and no, Jamie-Lynn Sigler is not scary.
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