Wednesday, October 29, 2008

'The Head' is Coming to a TV Screen Near You

Unfortunately New England Sports fans will have to get used to this face and huge cranium, which is so big (and wear the aliens are embedded) that the word 'cranium' isn't large enough to describe it.

This is Cole (don't call me Trickle) Wright and he, along with that fake-looking thing sitting above his eyebrows will be the new (scary) face of NESN's Sports Desk, as Wright has been hired to replace the lovely and talented Hazel Mae.

Let's see, who would I rather see more of Cole Wright or Hazel Mae? That sound you hear is NESN viewers either switching the channel, turning off their TV's or yelling, "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" in disgust.

If Michael Felger can refer to his wife Sara Underwood as simply, "The Wood", then I'm referring to Cole Wright simply as "The Head".

NESN's hiring of "The Head" might be a result of NESN Execs tiring of the onscreen talent sleeping with Red Sox players (which confirms the widespread rumors of Hazel and Heidi Watney). Otherwise, why wouldn't they hire an similarly attractive woman to replace Hazel?

Here's to hoping that "The Head's" stay in Boston is a short one.

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