If this whole Vice President thing doesn't work out for Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin (nice wheels by the way, and I'm not talking about the bike), and she's looking to move to the East Coast, Palin could apply to be the next principal at Gloucester High School. She'll have plenty of first-hand experience dealing with teenage pregnancy. Palin's quickly moving from MILF to GILF status.
It was reported on Monday that Palin's 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is five months pregnant (and unmarried). Don't be surprised if several of her classmates follow suit announcing that they are also pregnant, revealing a Gloucester High-West scenario. Let the teenage pregnancy pact copycatting begin.
By the way, what's the deal with her kids names - Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig (whose middle name is Van, so he's Trig Van Palin. It sounds like Van Halen on purpose, because everything in the universe revolves around the mighty VH and Sarah Palin loves Van Halen)? If you're pushing out that many kids, wouldn't you be spending a lot of time looking at kids names? Shouldn't the names be more along the mainstream, rather than sounding like they were names that were picked based on a sport, a city, a tree, a plane (or wrestler) and a math subject.
Based on the names of her brothers and sisters, I'm guessing Bristol Palin will name her son or daughter, Stream, Tree, River or Sky. Maybe she'll name the kid Seven or Soda.
It was reported on Monday that Palin's 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is five months pregnant (and unmarried). Don't be surprised if several of her classmates follow suit announcing that they are also pregnant, revealing a Gloucester High-West scenario. Let the teenage pregnancy pact copycatting begin.
By the way, what's the deal with her kids names - Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig (whose middle name is Van, so he's Trig Van Palin. It sounds like Van Halen on purpose, because everything in the universe revolves around the mighty VH and Sarah Palin loves Van Halen)? If you're pushing out that many kids, wouldn't you be spending a lot of time looking at kids names? Shouldn't the names be more along the mainstream, rather than sounding like they were names that were picked based on a sport, a city, a tree, a plane (or wrestler) and a math subject.
Based on the names of her brothers and sisters, I'm guessing Bristol Palin will name her son or daughter, Stream, Tree, River or Sky. Maybe she'll name the kid Seven or Soda.
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