Too Funny

Last Friday, I used the weekly 'Random Thoughts, Sights and Sounds' post to blast people, organizations or stories that I had read or experienced over the prior few days.

John Tomase's still an a-hole, and he might be a bigger a-hole than he was last Friday, though this is supposed to be an upbeat post, so I'll leave the Tomase-bashing until Wednesday's post.

For today's theme of YouTube Tuesday, I'm going to post three videos that I've seen over the past couple of days that make me laugh uncontrollably every time I watch.

First, we have the story of man who is having some issues in a private area, while he is getting arrested for DUI.

I never knew that doing the itchy nuts dance would signify your refusal to take a breathalyzer test and that the dance is combative in nature.



Performing the action in the second video would scare the shit out of me, but it looks like a lot of fun. Listen to the guy in the background screaming, "YEAH".



And finally, we have a situation where you go to a urinal run and a horse race breaks out. I guess having beers thrown at you while running urinal tops is a tradition at the Preakness (check out the spill at the :22 second mark and the whiny girl beforehand - I can do a better job than that). No you can't, now sit down and shut up.

You have Mint Julips and Hats at the Kentucky Derby, The Urinal Run and beers at the Preakness. I can't even imagine what those whacky and silly horse racing aficionados have in store for the Belmont Stakes.

A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Urinal Roof Running)... The Preakness.